Dept. of Homeland Security Headquarters to Be Derelict Mental Hospital

It's just so freaking appropriate it has to be a joke, you'd think the source would be the Onion or Stephen Colbert, but it absolutely true. The DHS is remodeling an insane asylum in the Anacostia neighborhood of Washington D. C. to be the place where they discuss terrorist plots, spy on innocent Americans, and act out every paranoid delusion their crazed minds can concoct. (Breast Milk Bomb Scare)

DHS leadership conference

The only question I have is whether, a decade from now, we will still be laughing or will we see St. Elizabeths as a modern Lubyanka.