The Road to Hell Is Buckling

It has been so hot for so long in the American Heartland that the roads are failing. People are dying too but buckling pavement makes better pictures so that is what we see on the nightly news. Prolonged drought is killing crops in the Farm Belt.

The RSOP (Right Sort Of People) have declared the heat wave to be President Obama's fault, God's judgement for having elected a Democrat, and absolutely perfectly normal because the climate never ever changes so let's burn more fossil fuels because I need my air conditioner.