The Real Victims

Listening to Republicans I've realized that the real victims in the Newtown shooting were guns themselves. Helpless, couldn't hurt a fly (unless you are a really great shot) guns who are having their basic human rights threatened by non-gun toting, Birkenstock wearing Nazi thugs who intend to kidnap innocent gats and deprive them of their God given freedom.

I've seen the light (or I'm having a psychotic episode, it's sometimes really hard to tell the difference).