Bits of Tid

Little noshes.

TSA Fatheads

New TSA rules will allow all sorts of weapons on airplanes including small knives, hockey sticks, and golf clubs. It seems nobody has every been attacked with pocket knives, bludgeoned over the head with a hockey stick, or had his wife attack him with a 9-iron. Shoes, however, will still be considered deadly weapons. And genitalia will still need to be searched.

Iraq Money Pit

By now its common knowledge that the Iraq War was a huge, fucking waste of money and lives. Except, of course, for Haliburton which made out like bandits.

Death From the Skies

For those of us who thought torture was unconstitutional how about using drone aircraft to assassinate Americans inside the United States without trial? I haven't decided if this announcement was meant to make Pakistanis feel better by assuring them that the US government is just as cavalier with American lives or to make American accepting of drone spy planes becoming common place over US cities because at least the President isn't dropping Hellfire missiles on us.

Bush III

Jeb Bush will run for President in 2016, guaranteed, because America's highest office is a hereditary position and it is his turn. He is already flip-flopping like a trout on the bottom of the boat.