'Impure Thoughts'

Norquist Is a Religion

Grover Norquist, the tax cut psycho, declared today that "We’ve got some people discussing impure thoughts on national television." When I Googled images of "impure thoughts" I got boobs, Madonna, and Madonna's boobs. But Grover wasn't talking about people discussing boobs on television, he was concerned about Republicans reneging on his "no taxes until the end of time" pledge. Grover was saying that a small increase in the taxes the super rich pay is a mortal sin and even thinking about it is the road to Hell.

'Women Aren't Women'

Another Republican, FoxNews columnist Suzanne Venker, today denounced women as unwomanly what with all their unbound boobs and visible limbs and that they are working for a living at jobs outside of sweatshops and brothels. Women have turned men into slackers by refusing to be meek, subservient, china dolls dependent on men for their very existence. Suzanne says women must "surrender to their nature" and only then will men agree to marry them. Suzanne theology is not new.