The Wacky World of E. W. Jackson

It takes a whole lot of crazy to be a Republican and you have to be deeply demented to be a black Republican. I mean, you go to party gatherings and everyone assumes you're there to clean the dishes or polish their shoes. After you've introduced yourself as the party's candidate for lieutenant governor you'll experience extensive fawning with everyone treating you like a four year-old who has proudly spelled "cat" correctly. "Isn't he special, bless his heart." It takes a unique person with a bizarre outlook on life to exist in that kind of world without ever realizing that everyone, including you friends, are laughing at you.

E. W. Jackson is that kind of person.

Yoga spells Satan.

 I was really attracted to Jackson's statement that yoga opens people up to satanic possession. That would certainly explain my shingles if you reject that unGodly chicken pox science stuff. I've done yoga for years so it was only a matter of time.

Jackson hates gays with the obsessive enthusiasm that only a closeted poof can manage. He claims that gay rights is worse for black Americans than the Ku Klux Klan and slavery.

He wants a law requiring women to report miscarriages as a homicide and punish any woman who fails to promptly report a miscarriage to police. Most women don't immediately know if they have miscarried but that doesn't make them any less murderers.

He has called President Obama an "atheist Muslim." Which is an oxymoron; he can't be both.

Jackson says that Democrats are the Antichrist, which means that half the nation is evil incarnate.

Jackson doesn't think everything is evil. He has a special love for rich folk. He believes that charity ought to be reversed. He advocated that the poor should give their money to the rich because the wealthy are more deserving of charity.